Posted: October 13, 2011
After a lovely post-Thanksgiving lunch on Monday at Tiyana’s mom’s place, complete with burek, ajvar and knedle, I set out to visit a dear friend who had asked me for help in making sense of the contents of her closet. Truth. She wanted me to construct outfits from her work-appropriate wardrobe, namely 15 collar shirts in various colours and patterns, 10 pairs of gray or black pants, 2 midi-length skirts, 50+ pairs of shoes and very few accessories, all laid out on her bed when I arrived. No easy feat given how (in)appropriately we all know I dress for work.
Between laughs of despair, we succeeded in making three outfits, getting rid of numerous redundant pieces and making a list of items in which she is to invest for the fall (a colourful blazer, loose-fitting silk button ups, patterned neck scarves, patterned tights and a black pencil skirt).
Below is my friend’s first progress update.
Cher Superfora,This past weekend I had a very helpful session with my personal Superfora consultant regarding my wardrobe, specifically its suitability for, and application to, the workplace. I learned about patterns and began the slow process of learning to recognize when plaid and stripes can go together. I learned a bit about accessories but will still require google tutorials regarding what type of necklace (if any) goes best with a boat-neck top.I am sorry to report that Day 1 of my life of Improved Outfit Coordination did not go as well as I had hoped. My intention was to start the week off right, with a cheap and cheerful red top, a black skirt and an edgy silver belt (a metal one that would let people know that I mean business, in the agressive, confident 1987 pre-market crash sort of way). Just as I was about to put on my outfit, however, I realized that my legs felt pokey (note: pokey is a euphemism for whatever adjective best describes a dangerous jungle). Given that I allocate only about seven minutes for dressing each morning, there was no time for hair removal, and the skirt went back into the closet (okay, fine. It went onto the floor.)Feeling defeated (and late), I resorted to an old standard: striped button-up shirt and grey pants. In a last-ditch effort to include something special in my outfit, I added a dull silver belt. It helped, but not really. Not enough for Superfora to be proud of me. I improved things somewhat, later in the evening, when I traded the work pants for black cigarette pants and put the belt around my waist, on top of the striped shirt (which I left untucked). I now appeared less boring and more appropriately dressed for a serious night of 1990s RnB singing with my beloved choir. (Side note: we had a special guest tonight. It was Buck 65. I wondered if he noticed my belt.)Tomorrow I shall try again. I can’t promise that I will shave my legs (winter is coming, after all) but I will maybe dare to pair patterns. (Not of my own choosing. I’m not ready for that yet. Tomorrow I will go with Superfora’s vest/shirt suggested combination.)As promised, I will continue to update you on my progress.Best regards,Boredrobe
I will post photos of the outfits sometime next week.